Investigator: “Who killed this man?”
Murderer: “Me."
Investigator: “Officers, arrest this man for the murder of this other man!”
Murderer (angrily ushered away by police officers): “Blah! Thwarted!”
Investigator (triumphantly): “Yet another case solved by asking questions.”
Fin
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It may not be gold, but if I added a theme song by "The Who", you'd be hard-pressed to tell the difference between this and any episode of CSI.
"Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaeeeeeeahhhhhh!" (See what I did there? Yeah, you do.)
4 comments:
(Slowly removing sunglasses) - Mi was the wrong note. Maybe next time he'll sing in a different key.
Yeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
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