Merlot Jesus: A Rose By Any Other Name Is Still As Angry

FACT: Tool, fronted by Maynard James Keenan, is one of my favourite bands.

FACT: A Perfect Circle, one of my other favourtie bands, is fronted by Maynard James Keenan, who is also the front man for Tool.

FACT: Puscifer, yet another one of my favourite bands, is also fronted by Maynard James Keenan, who is the front man for both Tool and A Perfect Circle.

CONCLUSION: Maynard James Keenan is JESUS.

FURTHER SUPPORTING EVIDENCE: He's omnipresent AND he literally turns water into wine.